boyswillbewithboys:

Jennifer: Court?
Courteney: Lisa?
Jennifer: It’s Jennifer!
Courteney (to Matthew): You’re sleeping with her too?  (x)

OH MY GOD, GO TO THE LINK. BEST THING EVER.

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emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

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tinkeperi:

Disney’s The Little Mermaid:)

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carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

fistopherbrown:

Scientific proof that Nicki Minaj is a giant asshole.

i don’t like most of her music but i love love love her

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pocahontasthelittlewanton:

Watch and you’ll see
Some day I’ll be
Part of your world

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lifeavecdave:

dancalazans:

I’m Mackenzie Zales, head cheerleader, homecoming queen, part-time model.

Tumblr has been hiding cute boys on me. RUDE tumblr. RUDE.

(via tumblinwithhotties)

“And I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.”

Jordan Baker, The Great Gatsby

jenammkay:

supamuthafuckinvillain:

I jus threw up in my mouth

NO YOU FUCKERS GET OFF MY WEBSITE

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

SHE’S OWNING IT.
AND I LOVE IT!!!

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scarymerry:

thegrlnxtdoorandhergingerfriend:

My AP euro teacher wouldn’t let our class watch Les Mis so we barricaded the door and screamed “VIVE LA REVOLUCIÓN” when he tried to get in.

that is the face of a man who is 24601% done

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